Homily Thirty-Second Sunday, Ordinary Time Cycle “C” – 2019 A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office for his annual physical. Afterwards the doctor asked to see her privately. “Your husband is a very sick man,” the doctor told her. “His heart could give out at any moment. If you want to keep […]
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Homily – 31st Sunday, Ordinary Time Cycle “C” – 2013 Question – How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb? Answer – TWO! – One to assure us that everything possible is being done. – The other to screw the light bulb into a water faucet. If […]
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Homily 23rd Sunday, Ordinary Time Cycle “C” – 2019 – “Let Your Light Shine” A real estate agent was showing a well-dressed dowager through a luxury condo on the beach. “What’s that over there?” she asked, pointing to a field dotted with low mounds. “A Navy ammunition dump,” replied the agent. […]
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Homily 18th Sunday, Ordinary Time Cycle “C” – 2019 A man walked into a bar and saw an old friend nursing a drink and looking despondent! “You look terrible,” he said. “Well, I am,” replied the friend. “My mother died in April – and left me $50,000. Then in June, my father died. […]
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Homily 18th Sunday, Ordinary Time Cycle “C” – 2019 A man walked into a bar and saw an old friend nursing a drink and looking despondent! “You look terrible,” he said. “Well, I am,” replied the friend. “My mother died in April – and left me $50,000. Then in June, my father died. […]
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